Following the adage that there’s no such thing as bad publicity — or, to put it another way, “I don’t care what you say about me, just spell my name right” — the other day’s brouhaha over my “adult content” resulted in a 400% increase in viewership for the alleged offensive photographs. There’s nothing like sex and scandal to attract attention even — or perhaps, especially — if you didn’t plan it.

So in that spirit, any suggestions for further scandal would be greatly appreciated. Also, feel free to express your outrage at my alleged pornographic tendencies, just please do so on popular sites that have thousands of viewers. And don’t forget the link.